When do vegans eat animals?
When they're ANIMAL CRACKERS!! HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Seriously though. What's the story, vegans? Do we revel in biting the heads off of monkeys, camels, bunnies, bears, and the like? Well of course we do! It's all in good fun when it's the heads of intentionally or accidentally vegan animal crackers. Who would deprive themselves (or anyone) of this childish fun?
So where do you get vegan animal crackers? Trader Joe's apparently carries them, but we don't have one of those here in Nola. Whole Foods, of course, has its own brand. I am positive that there are plenty of generic brands that are accidentally vegan. So go ahead, enjoy!
You can even cover them in chocolate... and sprinkles. And you real go-getters can just make them from scratch. ;)
Note: while Nabisco's Barnum animal crackers are a classic and technically vegan, I
personally feel that the packaging sends the wrong message to kids (and
adults, for that matter) about what circus life is like for captive